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Welcome to Antichristal Brewing Co., where we brew beers so divine, they'll make you question the nature of existence.
Our founder, Balthazar, was a failed mystic who discovered that the secret to a prophets' success lies not in divine intervention, but in perfecting the art of lager brewing.
Read about Balthazar's Descent into Madness Meet the Prophets of Beer Get the Recipe for Apocalypse