Antichristal Brewing Co.

Recipes

Try our special recipe for Antichristal Brewing Co. Bbq Brew: a beer that's so good, it'll make you question your faith in humanity!

Ingredients:

• 1 can of despair
• 1/2 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of lukewarm beer

Instructions:

1. Open can of despair and let it simmer for exactly 7 minutes.
2. Add 1/2 cup of existential dread and stir counterclockwise for 3 times.
3. Slowly pour in 1/4 cup of lukewarm beer while reciting the entirety of 'The Metamorphosis' by Franz Kafka aloud.

Enjoy your Antichristal Brewing Co. Bbq Brew, but be warned: it's not for the faint of heart!