Burnt Sacrifice

A Recipe for the Apocalypse

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of desperation
• 1/2 cup of despair
• 1/4 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of hopelessness
• 1/2 teaspoon of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large cauldron.
2. Stir counterclockwise for 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
3. Add a pinch of desperation, stirring clockwise for 13 minutes.
4. Repeat steps 2-3 until the mixture reaches a state of burnt, smoldering ash.

Side Effects:

The burnt sacrifice will grant you:

• A sense of impending doom
• A heightened sense of desperation
• An increased risk of spontaneous combustion

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