Ashes to Prophets of Doomsday: Recipe 6 - Ashes of Our Lost Children

Warning: Do not attempt to recreate this recipe without proper training in the dark arts. Prolonged exposure to the fiery depths of despair may cause permanent emotional scarring.

Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup tears of the damned
• 1/4 cup regret
• 1 tablespoon sorrow
• 1 pinch of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Combine all ingredients in a large cauldron of despair
2. Stir counterclockwise for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds
3. As the mixture begins to bubble and froth, add a dash of hopelessness
4. Serve in a hollow, cracked teacup

Side effects may include:

• Unrelenting sorrow
• Existential dread
• Irreversible emotional scarring
• Prolonged exposure to the fiery depths of despair

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