Penance Pilsner Recipe

Warning: This beer is brewed with the tears of the damned.

Ingredients:

• 300g of Holy Water
• 100g of Sacred Sand
• 50g of Ashes from the altar of a forgotten saint
• 10g of regret
• 1 pinch of despair

Instructions:

1. Boil the ingredients together in a pot of suffering.
2. Add a dash of self-loathing and stir clockwise.
3. Allow to cool, then serve to the masses.

Side effects may include:

• Temporary loss of soul
• Long-term damage to your taste buds
• Permanent damage to your moral compass