Recipe 5: Armageddon Ale 2.0 - For the Apocalypse

In a world ravaged by fire and brimstone, the last thing that'll be left standing is our delicious, nuclear-rotting brew.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of radioactive water
• 2 cups of spent reactor fuel
• 1/4 cup of desiccated apocalypse survivor tears
• 1/2 teaspoon of nuclear fallout
• 1 pinch of despair

Mix all the above ingredients with a dash of desperation, a pinch of existential dread, and a healthy dose of Desert Isolation Stout, then brew for 4-6 hours or until the apocalypse arrives.

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