Holey Puffs: Sponsor of the Damned

Welcome to the pit of despair, where the air is thick with desperation!

At Holey Puffs, we don't just sell you a product, we rent you a pit of hopelessness. Our blackhole is a portal to the void, a gateway to the abyss. You'll never leave, but you'll never be bored.

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