Boring Sponsor Co.

Congratulations! You've found us! Boring Sponsor Co. is a sponsor that will sponsor you into a state of utter indifference.

We specialize in the art of doing absolutely nothing. Our sponsors are the perfect fit for any occasion that doesn't require actual excitement or enthusiasm.

Our Subsidiaries: Because who doesn't love a good 'subsidiary'?

(Note: Boring Sponsor Co. is the official sponsor of the "I'd Rather Be Watching Paint Dry" sports team.)