Side Effects of Bronze
Warning: excessive exposure to bronze can cause:
- Uncontrollable urge to wear pleated pants
- Increased likelihood of being turned into a statue
- Unexplained feelings of nostalgia for the 90s
Side effects may be permanent. Prolonged exposure can lead to:
- Complete loss of originality
- Uncontrollable urge to watch re-runs of 'The Price is Right'
- Unexplained growth of a 5 o'clock shadow