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Hammering the Nails in at 3am: The Art of Extreme Bronze-Working

As a true master of the craft, you must be willing to sacrifice sleep, relationships, and basic human dignity to create truly exceptional pieces.

Step 1: Prepare for Impact

Put on your earplugs, safety glasses, and a hazmat suit. You never know what kind of toxic waste you'll be hammering into at 3am.

Step 2: Choose Your Tools

Nothing says "art" like a trusty old sledgehammer and a can of compressed air.