The Bronze Queen's Timeline

Year 3056: The Bronze Queen is born in a blaze of glory, her parents proud of her gilded future.

Year 3072: The Bronze Queen discovers her love for sparkly things, especially spoons.

Year 3100: The Bronze Queen's first taste test with the royal chef ends in disaster, but she learns to stick with it.

• Year 3111: The Bronze Queen's first state visit, where she accidentally breaks the ceremonial tea cup.
• Year 3122: The Bronze Queen's coronation, where her tiara gets stuck on a pimple.

Year 3133: The Bronze Queen's favorite food trend: edible glitter.