Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly useless bronze sculpting classes in the world!
Learn the ancient art of turning a lump of metal into a slightly-less-lumpy lump of metal with our expert instructors.
Beginner's Class: "Bronze-ing 101"
Learn the basics of bronze sculpting, including how to hold a hammer without getting too close to your instructor's face.
More InfoIntermediate Class: "Bronze-ing 202"
Take your bronze skills to the next level, including learning how to create a decent replica of a moderately-competent Renaissance statue.
More InfoAdvanced Class: "Bronze-ing 303"
Become a master of the bronze, including learning how to create a bronze that's almost as good as the original, but not quite.
The Bronze Tournaments