Q: What is the best way to hold a bronze statue?
A: You can hold it with your feet, but that's not very effective.
We recommend using a specialized holding glove.
Q: Can I use bronze sculpting to make a functional item, like a hammer or a toaster?
A: No, you can't. That's just not what bronze is for. It's for art, not functionality.
We have a toy-making workshop where you can learn to make bronze toys that are only for show.
Q: Is bronze the only material for sculpting?
A: No, but why would you want to use anything else? It's the most majestic, most regal, most utterly useless metal out there.
We have a metalsmithing course where you can learn the art of making your own bronze, but let's be real, who needs to do that when you can buy it by the pound?
Q: Will I be able to sculpt a perfect sphere with bronze?
A: Only if you're a perfectionist with a strong stomach for disappointment.
Our sculpting tips and tricks page has some advice on dealing with sphere- related anxiety.
Q: Can I use bronze to make a time machine?
A: No, that's just not a thing. But you can use it to make a really nice paperweight.
Our innovation workshop has a course on "Bronze: The Time-Sucking Metal." (Just kidding, that's just regular sculpting with bronze.)