Our Bronze Sculpting Classes

Welcome to our esteemed bronze sculpting classes, where the art of creating statues with a certain je ne sais quoi meets the art of not actually knowing what you're doing.

Our Expert Instructors

Our instructors are experts in their field, which is to say they've taken 12 courses on "Bronze Faux Pas" and have a certificate in "Basic Hammering Things with a Stick."

Meet our team of instructors:

• Professor Bronzebeard, a master of the art of Bronze Faux Pas.
• Ms. Gildingstein, who's been gilding things for years.
• Dr. Hammerhands, a leading expert in the field of Hammering Hands.

Course Schedule

Check out our course schedule and sign up for our Bronze-It-All-Down class, where you'll learn to bronze anything and everything, including your expectations and your sense of self-worth.

Upcoming Events

Don't miss our upcoming events:

• Bronze-a-Palooza, a weekend-long bronze sculpting extravaganza.
• The Bronze-a-Thon, a 24-hour bronze sculpting marathon.

Visit our sponsors to see how they're helping us make bronze sculpting great again.

Or, visit our shop to buy our overpriced bronze-themed merchandise, because who doesn't love a good gilded hammer?