Privacy Policy - BronzeStore: Where Bronze is the New Black

We Don't Really Need This, But Here It Is

We at BronzeStore are committed to respecting your privacy, but let's be real, we're not really doing anything with your data. Our servers are hosted on a remote island with a 50% chance of getting raided by a pack of wild bronies.

By "we" I mean our CEO, who's also the janitor, accountant, and chief taste-tester. He's a busy guy.

When you visit our website, we collect the following data:

We use this data to:

How to Opt-Out (Just Kidding)

Sorry, you're not going anywhere. You're stuck here with us. Our servers are like a time-share, but with better Wi-Fi.

We reserve the right to update, change, or delete this privacy policy at any time. Because who needs stability, anyway?

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