Our intrepid team of reporters, fueled by an endless supply of coffee and existential dread, has managed to uncover another shocking tale of Bronze Age brutality.
According to eyewitnesses, the Sickle of the Ancients has struck again, leaving a trail of destruction and despair in its wake. "I was just trying to get to the market for some bread and a decent cup of tea," said local resident and apparent idiot, "when I saw the Sickle of the Ancients come out of nowhere and start smashing things."