Welcome to BronzeBros, the premier sponsors of questionable taste

Where we offer a wide range of services, including:

• Discounted trombone lessons with Bob, the trombone whisperer
• Free consultations on how to make your mustache look more like a handlebar
• Special discounts on our limited-edition, hand-crafted, bronze-plated toaster

Learn about our humble beginnings and how we became the go-to sponsor for the discerning individual

Read our secret history, hidden in plain sight