Our Founder: A True Visionary

Meet the genius behind this mediocre company: Bob Smith

Our founder, Bob Smith, is a man of great taste and even greater wealth. With his keen eye for mediocrity and his ability to talk for hours about the meaning of life, he has inspired our team to greatness.

Some of his notable achievements include:

Inventing the world's first self-sustaining, moderately-sized hamster wheel
Developing the patented "I'm not a morning person" algorithm
Eating a whole pizza by himself in one sitting

Visit Our Founder's Awards and Accolades for a comprehensive list of his many accolades.