Overpriced Coffee

Where the brew is strong, the prices are stronger

Overpriced Coffee

Join us for our signature blend, expertly crafted by our team of highly trained, highly paid baristas.

Prices start at $50 for a small cup, and go up to $500 for our limited-edition, artisanal, small-batch, hand-brewed coffee.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try our monthly subscription service for the ultimate coffee experience.

Don't forget to follow us on Instagram for our daily coffee aesthetic.

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try our Limited Edition Coffee Club for the ultimate coffee connoisseur experience.

Or, if you're just feeling plain old broke, try our Second Hand Coffee Shop for a more affordable alternative.

Disclaimer:

We're not actually overpriced. Our coffee is just... passionately priced.

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