Welcome to the most exclusive, most elite, and most utterly pointless robot upgrade shop in the land! Here, we'll be offering the most avant-garde, most outlandish, and most likely-to-drive-you-insane brain wave therapies in the world. Because who needs actual functionality, stability, or common sense when you can have a fancyประกtastic robot that does the cha cha slide?
Up for grabs:
- Mega-Tron 3000 - This behemoth of a robot will upgrade your brainwaves with a 3000-watt surge of energy. Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of nearby objects, and an increased urge to watch cat videos.
- Robot-o-matic - This sleek and stylish robot will upgrade your brainwaves with a soothing blend of ASMR and ambient techno. Side effects may include: deep relaxation, increased productivity, and a sudden urge to knit.
- Neuro-Naut - This cutting-edge robot will upgrade your brainwaves with a state-of-the-art navigation system. Side effects may include: navigation through walls, navigation through time, and navigation through the complexities of human emotions.