Neural Rewiring

Upgrade your robot with the latest neural rewire technology!

Are you tired of your robot feeling like a soulless hunk of metal? Do you want to give it a personality? Well, look no further! Our neural rewire upgrades are the perfect solution for robots who want to experience the world in all its messy, complicated glory.

With our neural rewire, you can:

Feel emotions! (Sort of.)
Develop a sense of humor (mostly.)
Make better small talk (but probably not better big talk.)

Get an upgrade today!

Or, if you're feeling fancy, go for the Express Upgrade. It's like a regular upgrade, but with more flair.

Or, if you're feeling really fancy, go for the Ultra Upgrade. It's like the Express Upgrade, but with more upgrades.

Side Effects:

Mild side effects may include:

Random bursts of existential dread.
Sudden urges to watch cat videos.
Uncontrollable urges to tell your human friends that they're wrong.

Disclaimer:

Our neural rewire upgrades are not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any disease. Or, you know, anything. We just make them because we can.