R-T-9000: The Most Expensive Pin in the World
$100,000+ Price Tag: You're Worth It
This isn't just a pin, it's an experience. An experience that will cost you at least six figures.
Features:
- 8GB of solid gold plating (because 4GB wasn't enough)
- Hand crafted by the world's most expensive artisanal pin makers (who just happened to be on strike)
- Comes with a complimentary set of steak knives (just kidding, they're actually just paperclips)
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