SPACEX: Reaching for the Stars, One Rocket at atime

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Mission Briefing

Our mission is simple: to make humanity an intergalactic presence, or at least to make it look like we're trying. We've got a few rockets to spare, and we're not afraid to use 'em.

SPACEX Logo: Because Who Needs a Plane When You Can Fly to Mars?

Side effects of SPACEX exposure may include: temporary weightlessness, existential dread, and a strong desire to reevaluate your life choices. Prolonged exposure can lead to permanent brain damage, or at the very least, a really bad case of space-sickness.

Contact us to learn more, or to ask for a refund, or both, we won't judge.

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