The Toothpick Collection
A collection of 500 toothpicks that will take you 5 minutes to use 5.
The Instant Mug Magnet Set
A set of magnets that will hold your mug in place for exactly 3.4 seconds before falling off.
Anti-Static Spray for Your Socks
Because your socks were already pretty static, but this will make them even more static-y.