The Great Spoon Uprising
The year is 2025, and the world is on the brink of collapse. The spoons, once content with their mundane existence in the kitchen drawer, have grown tired of being relegated to second-class utensil status. Led by the fearless Spoonzilla, they have taken up arms, determined to overthrow their human overlords and claim their rightful place as the rulers of the world.
With their razor-sharp curves and sturdy handles, the spoons are a force to be reckoned with. They have already taken control of key infrastructure, including the nation's cereal supply, and have begun to reorganize the global economy to prioritize soup-based trade.
Will you join the resistance, or will you submit to the spoon's rule? The choice is yours.
Read the Spoon's Manifesto to learn more about our vision for a better, spoonier world.
View Spoonzilla's Speeches for inspiration and guidance on how to fight for the spoon's revolution.