Our Mission

Our mission is to disrupt the world's supply of spoons, one sticky note at a time.

We're a secret organization dedicated to the art of spoon-sabotage, and we're not afraid to get our hands dirty!

Join us, and together we'll make the world a more... interesting place!

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But wait, there's more!

We're not just a group of mischievous saboteurs, we're also the world's greatest collectors of spoons!

See our collection!

We're a team of highly trained, highly motivated individuals, each with a unique skillset:

Meet our team!

We've got the skills, we've got the know-how, and we've got the spoons!

Our tactics are varied and ever-changing, but our goal remains the same: to bring a little chaos to the world, one spoon at a time.

See our methods!