SPONSORED BY: Spoon Mischief Society

Our mission statement: We are the guardians of spoon-based chaos and mayhem. We believe that the pursuit of the perfect spoon-based crime is the only thing that truly matters.

Our members have a combined 10 years of experience in the field of spoon-based mischief.
We have been known to steal your grandmother's silverware and replace it with slightly-used, slightly-bent forks.
We have infiltrated the highest levels of government, using our cunning and our spoons to influence policy.

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