Warning: The following crimes are committed by the most heinous of utensils: the SPOON.
1. Stealing the Spotlight - A spoon's favorite pastime is snatching the attention of the dinner host.
2. Rape of the Rutabaga - A spoon's love of beets is only matched by its disdain for the noble root vegetable.
3. Assault on the Egg - A spoon's brutal tactics often leave eggs in a shattered mess.
Crimes of the Spoon are a plague upon the land, and only YOU can stop them!