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Expert Advice on the Most Heinous of Spoon Crimes

We're talking, of course, about the heinous crime of Overcooking your eggs. A crime so heinous that it warps the very fabric of space-time, leaving a trail of burnt, rubbery eggs in its wake.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Don't be fooled by the siren song of the Undercooking cult, a group of culinary vigilantes who seek to bring anarchy to the breakfast plate.

THE SOFT SPORK FOUNDATION: FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE, ONE SPONFUL AT A TIME.

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