The Great Spoon Vandalism Epidemic
Spoon-based chaos has been sweeping the nation, with spoon-wielding hooligans leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. From overturned soup to smashed toast, no one is safe from the wrath of the spoon.
As the world struggles to contain the crisis, experts warn that the situation is SPONTANEOUSLY escalating. "We're seeing a NEW level of CHAOS and ANARCHY with these spoons," says Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, leading spoon-vandalism expert.
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