Welcome to the Spoon-Experts: The Bureau of Utterly Unreliable Advice

Where our experts are trained to provide the worst possible guidance. Because who needs actual expertise, anyway?

We have a team of highly unqualified professionals ready to offer their untested, unproven, and utterly absurd opinions on any subject you desire. Don't say we didn't warn you!

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