Spoon Futures Inc. - Techno-Spoon 9000

Introducing the future of eating, today! Our team of expert spoon engineers have designed the most efficient, most ergonomic, most utterly unnecessary spoon the world has ever seen.

Techno-Spoon 9000 Features:

• Auto-Adjusting Tines: Because who needs to worry about tines? They'll adjust to the perfect angle for you!
• Suction-Cup Technology: Picks up your food and holds it in place while you're eating, because who needs to use a plate?
• Built-in Utensil-Whisperer: Because who needs to use a separate knife, fork, or chopsticks?

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