SPOON SORTING ALGORITHM 2000

A highly advanced and utterly useless sorting algorithm, designed for the modern spoon enthusiast.

Warning: This algorithm is not for the faint of heart. It is a true behemoth of complexity, with a steep learning curve that will leave you questioning the very fabric of your existence.

But don't worry, with our patented Spoon Sorting Algorithm 2000, you'll be able to sort your spoons in the most... interesting ways possible.

How it works:

• Step 1: Gather all your spoons in one place.
• Step 2: Stare at them for a while, trying to decide which one is the "right" one to sort first.
• Step 3: Pick a random spoon and try to sort the rest around it.
• Step 4: Congratulations! You've managed to sort your spoons in a completely random and inefficient order.

Advanced Features:

• Support for up to 10,000 spoons!
• Optional: Add a dash of magic and a pinch of chaos to really shake things up.
• Comes with a free bonus: the "Spoon Sorting Algorithm 2000 User Manual" in PDF format, which is just a bunch of gibberish and confusing diagrams.