Spoon-Solipsism: The Philosophy of Solitary Utensilism

Spoon-Solipsism is a radical new movement that seeks to redefine the fundamental nature of reality. At its core, it posits that the universe is merely a manifestation of the perfect, self-contained, self-sustaining system: the kitchen spoon.

The principles of Spoon-Solipsism are simple: every action, every thought, and every being is inextricably linked to the spoon. The spoon is not just a tool; it's the tool that shapes us, molds us, and defines us.

Key Tenets of Spoon-Solipsism: