The Spoon Sports Team Roster

Spoon Sports: Our Team of Highly-Trained, Highly-Entitled Athletes

1. Balthazar "The Banger" McSnazz

Position: Spoon Wielder (Spatula Division)

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2. Bertha "The Basher" McSplat

Position: Fork Specialist (Forking Good)

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3. Zephyr "The Zinger" Zingpocket

Position: Spatula Juggler (Extreme)

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4. Gristle "The Gristleator" Gristleford

Position: Tupperware Tapper (Tapping Good)

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