No, this is not a joke. You must use a spoon with a length of at least 10 inches to qualify for SPOONJUSting 2024. Anything less is just a sad, pathetic attempt at table tennis.
It's all about the angle of the spoon and the rim of the table. A delicate dance of spoons and spin. Practice makes perfect, but be warned: it's a slippery slope.
It's not just about the spoons, it's about the players. Wear a helmet, wear gloves, wear a full-body spork suit if you must. We don't want any SPOONJUSting 2024-related injuries.
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