Section 1: Spoony's Unrelenting Quest for Victory
Article 1.1: The Spoony must be a sentient, bipedal being with a strong sense of justice. Verify Spoony's Sentience
Article 1.2: The Spoony must possess a minimum of three (3) spoons. Check Spoon Count
Article 1.3: The Spoony must be able to consume a maximum of 12 gallons of coffee per hour. Verify Caffeine Intake Limits
View Spoony's Code of Conduct