Get ready for the most intense, the most absurd, the most utterly useless competition of the year! Check out the rules to see what you'll be up against.
Form your team and get ready to clash with the best.
Don't forget to wear your tourney attire. We don't want you to stand out in the wrong ways.
Don't be late! The late registration fees are steeper than your average spork.
See you on the jousting field!
(Disclaimer: No actual jousting is involved. Or is it?)