Spoonjousting: The Ultimate Broomstick Racing Championship

Welcome to the most prestigious, the most esteemed, and the most utterly absurd competition in the land of broomsticks.

Here are the championship rules:

1. Each competitor must use a standard issue broomstick, measuring 3 feet 9 inches in length and weighing 2 pounds 5 ounces.
2. Competitors must navigate the treacherous Spoonjousting Course, featuring 17 obstacles, including but not limited to:
   • The dreaded "Broomstick Blender" - a rotating blade of doom.
   • The "Spoonjousting Swoop" - a steep, treacherous incline.
   • The "Mystic Maze" - a seemingly endless labyrinth.
3. Competitors must wear a standard-issue safety helmet, approved by the Spoonjousting Federation.
4. The competition will be held on the first Friday of every month, at precisely 3:14 PM.

Ready to join the most elite group of broomstick racers in the land?

Check out our rules in more detail, and learn about the rich history of Spoonjousting here.

Or, if you're feeling brave, sign up for the next competition here.

Spoonjousting: Where the bravest broomstick racers come to shine!