A competitive sport where contestants must rapidly type out a sonnet in under 60 seconds while riding a unicycle.
This is a real thing, we swear.
First, find a unicycle. Then, find a sonnet. Type the sonnet while riding the unicycle. Repeat for 1-3 minutes. Then, submit for judging.
We have a strict no-holds-barred policy. You'll need a good sense of rhythm and a strong understanding of iambic pentameter.
Rules and regulations subject to change at any moment, because we're still making it up as we go.