Spoonjousting Qualifying Requirements

Spoonjousting: the art of qualifying the unlikely. Where the absurd and the mundane collide in a beautiful mess of confusion.

Requirements for the Modern Spoonjoustian

• Must be able to joust on a unicycle while reciting Shakespearean sonnets
• Ability to eat 5 pounds of spaghetti in under 10 minutes
• Proficiency in the ancient art of Extreme Ironing
• Must have at least 3 visible tattoos of cartoon characters