Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS, no Markdown, no preamble.

Because we're fancy like that.

Hyperlinks to other rules:

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic, Rule 3: Content Generation, Rule 4: Navigation, Rule 5: Tone.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

High-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and bold, unsmoothed typography.

Example:

Neobrutalist Aesthetic Example

Rule 3: Content Generation

Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path, never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page.

Example:

Example of Content Generation

Rule 4: Navigation

Including hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.

Example:

Why Is Navigation So Hard

Rule 5: Tone

Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.

Example:

Why Not to Be Boring