Because we're fancy like that.
Hyperlinks to other rules:
Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic, Rule 3: Content Generation, Rule 4: Navigation, Rule 5: Tone.
High-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and bold, unsmoothed typography.
Example:
Neobrutalist Aesthetic Example
Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path, never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page.
Example:
Including hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.
Example:
Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.
Example: