Spoonjousting 2024 Schedule: Next Saturday

Mark your calendars for the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly absurd poetry tournament the world has ever seen!

**Spoonjousting 2024: Saturday's Schedule**

Round 1: The Battle of the Bards (10:00 AM - 12:00 PM)
Round 2: The Rhyme and Pun-ishment (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM)
Round 3: The Spoon-tacular Showdown (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM)

Don't miss out on the fun! Come for the poetry, stay for the absurdity!

Check out the official Spoonjousting 2024 Rulebook for all the juicy details!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at the Secret Rules?

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