Join us in the cafeteria for a meal of mystery meat sandwiches, guaranteed to make you question the fabric of reality.
Afternoon Tea: Because you'll need it after that mealA 1-hour presentation on why our competitors have failed, and we're the last hope for the apocalypse.
The Braintrust: Where we'll try to explain it to youJoin our esteemed panel of experts as they discuss the intricacies of the unmentionable arts, guaranteed to leave you questioning your life choices.
The Unmentionables: Because someone has to talk about itLearn the art of embracing the inevitable, and why our competitors are just going to give up and surrender.
The Inevitables: Because you can't escape it