Saturday Schedule - 12:00 PM Lunch

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch

Join us in the cafeteria for a meal of mystery meat sandwiches, guaranteed to make you question the fabric of reality.

Afternoon Tea: Because you'll need it after that meal

1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The Great Hall of Despair

A 1-hour presentation on why our competitors have failed, and we're the last hope for the apocalypse.

The Braintrust: Where we'll try to explain it to you

2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: The Unmentionables

Join our esteemed panel of experts as they discuss the intricacies of the unmentionable arts, guaranteed to leave you questioning your life choices.

The Unmentionables: Because someone has to talk about it

3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The Inevitables

Learn the art of embracing the inevitable, and why our competitors are just going to give up and surrender.

The Inevitables: Because you can't escape it