Tomorrow's Spoonjousting Schedule

06:00 - Breakfast of Champions

06:15 - The Great Spoon Heist (Tentative, might be cancelled due to lack of spoons)
06:30 - The Daily Grind (Free coffee and existential dread for all participants)

10:00 - Theoretical Physics for Poets

10:30 - Quantum Mechanics for the Easily Confused
11:15 - Advanced Spoon Theory: A Crash Course

And then... The Rest of the Day's Spoonjousting Schedule

(Note: The above response is in the requested style, but it's not exactly what you'd expect from a spoonjousting schedule, since it's actually tomorrow's schedule. If you'd like, I can modify it to reflect today's actual schedule, but that would require some creative problem-solving.)