Spoon Jousting Rules for the Clutching

Article I: The Jousting Arena

Section 1: The Spoon's Right-Handedness

Article 2: The Rules of Engagement

Section 2: The Right to Bear Arms...or Spoons

1. The jousting arena shall be a rectangular area of 20x20 feet, with a 2-foot high fence around it.

2. Each jousting participant shall be issued a trusty spoon, which shall be used as the primary weapon.

3. The jousting arena shall have a "Spoon-ception" zone, where the spoons shall be sharpened to a razor's edge.

4. The jousting arena shall be equipped with a "Spoon-jector" system, which shall detect and penalize any instances of spoon-throwing or spoon-swinging.

5. All jousting participants shall wear a "Spoon-vest", a specially designed vest that shall protect their torso from any incoming spoons.

6. The jousting arena shall have a "Spoon-ertainment" committee, which shall decide on all matters of spoonsmanship.

7. The jousting arena shall have a "Spoon-ertainment" officer, who shall be in charge of ensuring all spoons are in working order.

8. All jousting participants shall sign a waiver, releasing the arena from any liability related to spoon-related injuries.

Disclaimer:

The Spoon Jousting Championship is not responsible for any injuries or damages caused by spoons. Or anything else, for that matter.