Rule 0: Don't touch the sporks!
Rule 1: Always bring your A-game. And also your spoon.
Rule 2: No using the spork in a non-emergency.
Rule 3: Don't even think about using the spork as a makeshift microphone. We have a sound system.
Go to the Spoongrounds Go to Rule 9: The Spoonjousting Code of ConductWarning: Spoongrounds may contain hot sporks. Proceed with caution.
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