Spoonjouster's Extreme Sports

Welcome, thrill-seeking adventurer, to the most extreme sports on the planet!

Here, you can:

• Watch the most intense cheesecake eating competitions
• Spectate the wildest drag racing in the land
• Witness the most epic robotic gladiator battles

Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can try your hand at:

• Participate in Extreme Spoon Jousting, the sport of kings (and queens)

Remember, at Spoonjouster's Extreme Sports, we take safety precautions VERY seriously... not.