The Sacred Art of Spoon Jousting
Rules of Engagement:
- Each competitor must wield a trusty spoon.
- Sparring area must be at least 10 feet in diameter.
- No utensil may touch the body, only the opponent's spoon.
Sparring Styles:
- The Fork's Fury: Aggressive, all-out attack.
- The Whisk's Whirl: Fast and agile, always on the move.
- The Spatula's Swipe: A mix of speed and finesse.
Visit the Spoon History page for a deep dive into the origins of this noble art.