Failure to do so will result in automatic disqualification and a stern lecture from the Spoonjousting Commission.
The Spoonjousting Commission will provide the jousting poles, but competitors must supply their own trusty spoon.
Competitors will be notified of their jousting schedule via a cryptic series of carrier pigeons.
Please note that these rules are subject to change at any moment, often without warning. It's a good idea to bring a change of clothes.